Something has happened to the Queen.

Sources close to the palace report unusual levels of smiling, softness and suspiciously excellent moods. The Crown has neither confirmed nor denied reports that Her Majesty may have caught feelings.

Royal Situation Room

Current emotional status

Everything remains under control, provided nobody presses the large button palace engineers very clearly labelled not to press.

Random smiling: CONFIRMED
Thinking about someone: ALLEGEDLY
Queen composure: COMPROMISED
Cows: STILL CONTAINED

Emergency protocol 07

DO NOT RELEASE THE COWS.

A playful Yollanda Universe scene with cows released

Awaiting royal error

The cows remain contained. For now.

And after all the noise, the Queen was still smiling.

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